This afternoon is completely bonkers. Everything that happened is just wild. I am speechless.

This complete mess has left me feeling flabbergasted. Give me a minute to process this.

It’s like something out of a dream. I just still can't believe it.

Can You Trust This?

You won't question this one. It's absolutely crazy. Just the other day, I was strolling down the street when I saw a cat wearing a hat. It seemed totally normal. You could say it was here the bizarre thing I've ever seen. I swear, sometimes reality is just odd!

Honestly I Can't Believe This!

Like, how is this even possible? This whole situation is just nuts. I mean, come on, it's totally bonkers. It's like something out of a movie, but way crazier! I'm just sitting here, jaw on the floor. This has to be a dream, right?

• I'm shocked
• This can't be happening
• Is anyone else seeing this?

This Is Insane What Happened

Well, I swear, you won't understand what just happened. I was driving down the street when all of a sudden this giant bird flew down from a tree. It was wearing a miniature sword! This is the truth. It stared at me for a moment, disappeared into thin air. I still can't believe what I just saw.

Unbelievable! completely shocking

Can you believe that? I can barely process {what just happened|. It's past|belief. I assert this is {thereality. This story appears to be incredibly far-fetched, I almost question it's real..

• Possibly it was a hallucination? {I just can'tmake sense of this.

This is Beyond Belief

This discovery is absolutely ridiculous. I can't wrap my head around what we've just heard. It's like something out of a movie. Reality has been bent.

• Could this be real?
• This can't be happening!

{I have so many questions|How is this possible? This changes everything.